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« on: May 19, 2008, 18:56:14 PM »

An infant teacher in Toxteth asks the class "who supports Liverpool".
All the children put their hands up except little Billy.
The teacher asks who he supports and Billy says "Stoke Miss".
The teacher asks why and Billy says "both my parents come
from there and they support them so I do too".
The teacher says "you don't have to copy off your parents,
What would you do if your mother was a prostitute and
your dad was a burglar?"
Billy said.........


"I'd support Liverpool like the rest of you tw*ts".

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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2008, 18:58:32 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2008, 19:58:17 PM »

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Love it!
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2008, 13:51:22 PM »

Hmmm  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2008, 14:29:00 PM »

Hi Tracey. Your fluffy boy's looking handsome honey!

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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 20:29:20 PM »

Isn't he gorgeous Elle Smiley Don't know how I ever lived without him lol


Here he is on the trampoline with Jess Smiley


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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2008, 20:52:40 PM »

How do you put a pic on here,Tracey love your dog
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2008, 21:02:42 PM »

Bob, put it onto photobucket and then paste the IMG link.


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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2008, 21:13:01 PM »

Thank you Celtygirl,best get my 14 year old to do that for me Embarrassed
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2008, 21:22:19 PM »

As CG says Bob its easy,, just open a photobucket account and upload from your pc,, you can resize too if you want.. when done you will see 4 links I think, just copy and paste the img one and preview on here to see if you've got it right Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2008, 21:27:42 PM »

Believe me Bob - I am a techno idiot..........if I can do it............. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2008, 21:32:42 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2008, 21:41:10 PM »

You can!!!!

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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2008, 22:42:00 PM »

You can also attach a file directly to a post (as long as it's not too big).  Underneath the message box when you're posting a message, it says "Additional Options" and it's in there... as well as opitions to receive notifications of replies, and not using smilies (who would dare?! LOL)

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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2008, 13:09:39 PM »

All right then all you clever clogs, I've only seen Flooey do this, but how do you put a link in a post, but give it a different title to the web address?  If that makes sense.


But this works, well I never  Wink

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