Let me try this as I tried to post this this morning but ran out of credit just as I pressed POST.
Madstocks Freaky Friday.
We ended up late on Friday in some bar that had a "Blues Brothers Show" advertised so I thought we'd pop in and have a look.
We were stuck right at the back (having arrived just before the start) which was OK but Mrs M with her keen eye (she can spot me putting a 20 pound note in my pocket from 5,000yards) saw somebody leaving at the side of the stage and hurtled across. We arrived at the seats and sat down only for me to realise that I had sat in a puddle of
(well it was dark) and I was soaked right through my jeans, boxers and my a**e was soaking wet.
Oh well I thought, at least I can't go up the bar like this so Mrs M was assigned bar duties.
As the act started I decided to text my daughter back in the UK and so (stupid I know) missed me being volunteered by Mrs and Mini M as an extra in the BB act.
As I was pushed on to the stage all I could think was "OMG the audience are all going to think I've pi***d myself" but I needn't have worried as back stage I was told to "strip off" and get the skirt and blouse on!
Thrust (pushed) on stage I found myself as a female backing singer/dancer for 2 numbers which was soooooo embarrassing
but I thought (as we were clapped off stage) at least it's all over.......
WRONG...... backstage I was stripped off by a female assistant who incidently said "have you pi***d yourself?" (try explaining that one without going bright red and getting tongue tied) and I was forced(anyone who has seen my ample bulk will understand) into a clinging red sequined dress and told that now I was one of the Supremes!!!!
TBC as I don't want to lose it again.
