dudes and dudettes!

[lomo]

hey everyone! this is lomo the chief of wax bar massive! if you fancy a funky evening cum and join me and my amigos! for a night of action great tunes and plenty of lomo lovin!

[WaxBar]

"Lomo the chief" ... I think the blonde hair dye has got to him at last ... anyone got an indian head-dress for our chief.
Maybe I'll put a wig-wam up outside the bar and he can make smoke signals ... you're good at that aren't you chief!!!

[lomo]

yes i actually use my pubes in the building and maintaining of my wigwam design! its almost time for a fresh crop to be delivered! apperently phil is volunteering to donate for the next wam! to be built on playa dorada in the cumming weeks! chief lomo signing off! word to the mofo!

[WaxBar]

Sorry everyone but Big Chief's Wam didn't stand up to the Lanzarote winds ... wrong materials ... he should have taken notice of the 3 little pigs who tried building here last year!!!