RUMOUR MILL

[Rooftops]

Kate and Rich are pleased to announce that we have not done a moonlight flit , but were in actual fact on holiday . The bar was only shut for three days . I DONT KNOW WHO STARTS THESE RIDICULOUS STORIES BUT HAVE TO ADMIT THEY CAN BE ENTERTAINING.

now we are back and refreshed we are looking foward to some fantastic nights .

[Bob Cunningham]

Welcome back Kate & Rich, hope you had a nice holiday

[✈ Elle ☀]

Glad you had a good time... and great to bump into you in Spar too!!! You guys deserved a break - I certainly couldn't do those late nights (early mornings) that you both do!!!

Haven't heard the rumours... but I would have put them right if I had - as well you know. This place can be such a village at times! When we moved house, we made sure that a certain few knew we were simply moving... before we were accused of having left too.

See you guys soon!

Elle xx

[suzzy]

hi will be on the plane this afternoon so hope to catch you one night in the next week...fingers crossed
Suz n Phil

[Alan]

By the time I heard it Richard - you hadn't just done a moonlight flit.... You had also....

• Assassinated the Cabildo President

• Held up an armoured car in a cunningly planned armed robbery - Kate was dressed in her devil suit and you were disguised as a vampire

• Bribed the chief of Yaiza police to arrange safe passage to Fuerteventura

• And also as a result caused the credit crunch in the UK with your money laundering activities....

You're a very naughty boy! 

The jungle drums on the island really can be that silly at times! What some people don't know - they just simply make up!

[Bernie Bobcat]

Your story is very plausible Bart, but I insist on seeing some photos of Kate in her devil suit before I am satisfied as to it's authenticity. 

[Alan]

here she is - reportedly celebrating at a bar in South America shortly after the blag! http://www.canarynightlife.net/lanzarote/venues/rooftops/rooftopsPB.htm

[✈ Elle ☀]

Ha ha ha ha Bernadette - you DID ask!

[Bernie Bobcat]

Excellent!  I will never quite look at Kate in the same light again.

In fact I'm going to rename her "Little Nikki"!  (It's OK Kate you don't look at all like Adam Sandler!)

[✈ Elle ☀]

I think she looks like Annie Lennox - and every time I've had a few vinos I insist upon telling her so too!

[Bernie Bobcat]

Very true!  Wonder if she can sing like her too? We might put her to the test some night!