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« on: May 03, 2007, 11:36:48 AM »
Can we put jokes in? Oh well I am LMAO!

A policeman stops a woman and asks for her drivers license. He says "Lady, it says here that you're supposed to wear glasses."

"But I have contacts". she says.

The policeman looks at her and says "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2007, 16:30:46 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2007, 18:42:29 PM »
Didn't you like my joke? Hehehehe.
I'll find more. You got any good jokes?
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2007, 10:51:58 AM »
Not bad for starters Venir (hope it wasn't your best joke Tongue).

Come On Elle lets have a joke section, pleeeeeese. Kiss

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If you don't laugh at yourself, you're missing the best joke.
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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2007, 11:04:28 AM »
No problem, Madstock. We'll "sticky" this thread... and all the jokes can go in here.
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« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2007, 17:30:07 PM »
Many thanks Mod. Wink

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If you don't laugh at yourself, you're missing the best joke.
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2007, 20:08:46 PM »
Good one Venir. How do you pronunce that? Iss it like shiny wood? Veneer?
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2007, 19:06:34 PM »
Hola Mark_O. You say it like Ben Ear.

Thanks for the joke section to the amdinistrator or whoever. I will find some more.

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