OK Mick - I give in. I'll have a go at the aul quiz and hope I don't make a complete tit of myself!
1, What was Margaret Thatchers maiden name? - Roberts
2, How many of Snow White’s seven dwarfs had beards? - Six
3, Who wrote “The Jungle Book”? - Rudyard Kipling
4, Which is the highest fence in the Grand National at Aintree ? - Beechers Brook
5, If you suffered from Entomophobia, what would you fear the most ? - Daylight
6,, Who won the ladies singles title at Wimbledon in 2007 ? - No idea!
7, In what year was Coronation Street first televised in the UK ? - 1962
8, Mark Knopfler of the group Dire Straits, was born in which country ? - Scotland
9, In a game of Monopoly, how much does it cost to buy Oxford St? - £320
10 Who was “Going slightly mad” in 1991 ? - Freddy Mercury in Queen
11, In his youth, which famous celebrity played in the rock band The Ugly Rumours. David Cameron
12, The Olympic rings consist of which five colours? - Pass!
13, Who was the first Dr Who ? - John Pertwee (I think that's wrong!)
14, Which is the southern-most city in Australia ? - Melbourne
15, In which part of the human body is the muscle Latisimus Dorsi ? - The back
16, In what year was the Great Fire of London ? 1666
17, In Eastenders, which character is played by Steve McFadden ? - Don't watch it!
18, How many players does a netball team consist of ? - 7
19, If you were wearing “The Full Monty”. What would you be wearing ? - Nothing!
20, Vivaldi, Romano & Carlingford are all “British" varieties of which vegetable ? Cabbage
21, Which English premiership football club is nicknamed “The Trotters” Derby County
22, With the exception of Rudolph, name 2 of Santa’s reindeers - Dancer and Prancer
23, On a conventional dartboard, which number is directly opposite number - Do I look like I play darts in this frock?!
24, A, What was the name of Bill Sykes’ dog in the musical Oliver ? - Can't remember either!
B, Who played Oliver Twist in the same film?
25, What percentage of a watermelon is made up of water? - 50%
26, How many Presidents faces are sculpted on Mount Rushmore? - Four
27, Who played James Bond in the film GoldenEye - Sean Connery
28, What is the capital of Romania ? - Oops, don't know that one!
29. What colour are the flowers of the Harebell - Blue
30, If you were in a team that contained; Long snappers & punters, - Croquet
31, Which insects live in a formicary ? - Ants
32, Which British band consist of the following members; - Don't know
33, Name the Teletubby that has a triangular antenna on its head? - Tinky Winky
34, Who succeeded Arthur Neville Chamberlain as Prime Minister ? - No idea!
35, What is a Powan? - A fish
36, In his bodybuilding career, how many “consecutive” Mr Olympia titles did Arnold Schwarzenegger win? - 4
37, Who did Leona Lewis beat in the final of the X Factor ? - Ray
38, True or false. A piano has 79 keys ? - I'll guess Yes
39, In Emmerdale, who is Chris Chittell better known as ? - No idea!
40, How many lines does a Limerick consist of ? - Five
41, In which film did Michael Clarke Duncan play the roll of an 8ft tall prisoner? - One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
42, What letter is immediately to the right of “Y” on an English computer keyboard ? - U
43, What is a supernova ? - An exploding star
44, How old was Tutankhamun when he became Pharaoh ? - 13
45, True or false. The black box on a plane is actually white ? - False
46, Which actor, before he changed his name, began life as Marion Morrison? - John Wayne
47, If you are celebrating your crystal wedding anniversary, how long have you been married? - 40
48, How many cards are there in a Tarot pack ? 48
49, Which country did the Romans call Hibernia ? - Ireland
50, How many floors are there in the Empire State Building ? - 102
51, Which famous darts player has six toes on his right foot ? Don't know anything about darts players, I'm afraid!
52, Which British lake holds the greatest volume of water ? - Lake Windermere
53, Who was the famous female vocalist in the 80s “electro” band Yazoo ? - Big skinny, dyed platinum blonde one!
54, In a standard pack of playing cards, which is the only King without a moustache ? - The King of Hearts
55, What is another name for a beekeeper ? - Probably something to do with Apiary but can't think exactly what. An ape?!
56, True or False. Leonardo Da Vinci married and divorced Constantina Alvecco twice before he was 27 years old ? - False
57, Who, in 2006, was the last presenter of the gameshow ‘The Price is Right’ ? - No idea!
58, Which 1 of these 4 sports has “NEVER” been an event at the modern day Olympics ? - I'll guess at Wild Boar Shooting
59, How often is the Eiffel Tower re-painted ? - I' lltake a stab at every 5 years
60, What is the name of the four islands that make up the Channel Islands ? - Jersey, Guernsey, Sark and the other one!
61, At which racetrack did the German Formula 1 Grand Prix "formerly" take place ? - Nurburgring
62, From the Christmas Carol “ I saw three ships” Where did the three ships sail into? - Would like to cheat and check it out, but Im just too honest!
63, Is Hadrians Wall in? - 30% in England & 70% in Scotland
64, In Greek mythology, who was the Greek Goddess of love ? - Aphrodite
65, What was Christopher Biggins’ character name in the sit-com Porridge ? - Don't know
66, In the solar system, which planet is nearest to the sun ? - Mercury
67, What is the outer layer of skin called on the human body? - Epidermis
68, In 1972, which famous heavy rock band had and album entitled “Made In Japan” - Will guess Deep Purple
69, In what part of the human body is the oesophagus ? - The throat
70, Auf wiedersehen Pet, was a TV programme about building site workers in Germany in the 80’s. Auf Wiedersehen!
Spell the word “Auf wiedersehen”....
71, What word goes after; Brook, Sea, Rainbow & Brown - Trout
72, At the beginning of a game of chess, which pieces occupy each corner of the board? - The Rooks
73, In which year did the pop group “Take That” get back together ? - 2007 (Or is it more correct to say "who cares"!)
74, What is measured by a “Psychrometer” - Let's go for an aeroplanes wingspan! I really haven't a clue!
75, In real life, which “Carry On” stars first two jobs where; Ladies hairdresser, diamond cutter/polisher - No idea!
76, Pinotage is a type of South African red wine, but what IS a pinotage ? - A grape?
77, What type of animal is a Wessex Saddleback ? - A pig
78, Who was the first wife of Henry V111 ? - Catherine of Aragon
79, In which year did the Pound Note cease to be legal tender in the UK ? - Pass!
80, What colour is the milk of a female Yak ? - Yellow
81, What is the currency of Poland ? - Phennig
82, From which childrens TV series are the characters; Farmer Pickles, Wendy & Spud ? - Don't know
83, Which is the smallest ocean in the world ? - The Indian Ocean
84, Which of the following “in musical terms” means “VERY LOUD” - Fortissimo
85, How many “WHITE” stripes are there on the American flag ? - 13
86, From which planet did Doctor Spock come from in the TV series Star Trek ? - Vulcan
87, Which of these three countries is the furthest East ? - Finland
88, How many spikes are there on the Statue of Liberty’s crown ? - Seven
89, In which county of Ireland would you find The Blarney Stone ? - Cork
90, Which city in England has more miles of canal than Venice ? - Cambridge
91, Which is the strongest muscle in the human body ? - Tongue
92, If you were born on Christmas day, what star sign would you be ? - Capricorn
93, Name the company that owns the shipyard in Belfast where the Titanic was built ? - Harland & Wolfe
94, From which plant family does the vanilla pod come from ? - Orchid
95, Which two components are required to make water ? Hydrogen & Oxygen
96, In 1990, which superstars number 1 hit, shared its title with a famous magazine ? - Madonna with "Vogue"
Name the artist, song / magazine title
97, Who was the first English Monarch to take up residence at Buckingham Palace ? - Not my style of question, being a Paddy!
98, If a car has the international registration plate “C”. Which country would it have come from ? Canada
99, What occurs; Once in “a minute”, twice in “a week”, never in “a month”, and once in “a year” ? - The letter "e"
100, What is the real name of the “Sporty” spice girl? Melanie Chiswick (or summat like that!)