Yet Another Survey

[Madstock]

1. Have you ever been caught naked by someone other than your family?
Yes. I was exercising in the bedroom (yes naked Josie) and when I turned around the window cleaner said hello!

2. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No never.

3. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
No, and if you saw me you'd know why.

4. Do you ever watch soaps and if so which is your favourite?
I watch Corrie (but not religiously) and occasionally Eastenders but Corrie would be my favourite.

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes and I've had those moments when I've seen people in places where there was nobody there.

6.What do you wear to bed?
If I get undressed when we go to bed then naked but if I've been chilling round the house in my PJ's then I keep them on. (except when exercising Q1 lol)

7. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes, when my first 2 children were born (the 3rd was very traumatic) and also when Birmingham city won the play offs at the Millenium Stadium.

8. Tea or coffee?
None, both yuk.

9. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
1 house phone and 4 cell phones that we use regularly and 7 spare.

10. Last time you saw your best friend?
Yesterday.

11. What's the first thing you do when you get online?
Check my PM's.

12. What's the last thing you purchased for over £100/Euro?
42" TV.

13. What irritates you most on the Internet?
Spam mail.

14. When your home alone, do you still close the door when you use the bathroom?
Not unless I'm expecting anyone home.

15. What's one of your worst memories?
The birth of my 3rd child.(see Q7)

16. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
Somewhere in the Canaries with a sea view all to myself.

17. You're having a bad day, what's one thing can make your day better?
5 mins with the granddaughter.

18. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you like to find out?
A toughie this......On the one hand it would be good to get things in order but my answer has got to be no, just in case I only had hours left.

19. Whats stashed under your bed?
Nothing

20. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
Yes, jobs for my Mother In Law.

[✈ Elle ☀]

1. Have you ever been caught naked by someone other than your family?
Nope

2. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Never have... never will

3. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
With these stretchmarks? You lot should hope not! 

4. Do you ever watch soaps and if so which is your favourite?
Haven't watched soaps in many years... but I did used to watch Eastenders

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Not sure - leaving that one open.

6.What do you wear to bed?
Chanel number 5!

7. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes, many times. I think the last time was when my ladies arrived, and we were waiting in the arrivals area of Arrecife Airport for them.

8. Tea or coffee?
Allergic to coffee. I do occasionally have tea though. probably 1 cup every other month.

9. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
4 phones - only 2 mobiles get used.

10. Last time you saw your best friend?
Last Friday (for weasel beers)

11. What's the first thing you do when you get online?
Check my emails, then this forum

12. What's the last thing you purchased for over £100/Euro?
Television. Just about to get Satellite though... once he calls us back to make an appointment.

13. What irritates you most on the Internet?
People with multiple logins. that simply wish to wind people up

14. When your home alone, do you still close the door when you use the bathroom?
Yes, because otherwise Guido tries to come in.

15. What's one of your worst memories?
My brother dying

16. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
In a finca in Lanzarote with lots of land... high walls on the boundaries, with plenty of granny nnexes for people coming to stay. Failing that, I'll take the "Eagle's Nest" please.

17. You're having a bad day, what's one thing can make your day better?
Alan's hugs.

18. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you like to find out?
No - I'd rather not know.

19. Whats stashed under your bed?
Dust

20. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
Yes, washing my hair.

[Madstock]

Ha ha good answers Flooey and I'm LMAO @ #6.
With reference to #7...........I think your forgetting the moment the ferry pulled into Corralejo and you saw me on the quayside  or maybe it was the moment when you left Corralejo lol.

[✈ Elle ☀]

LOL Keith - of course... how could I forget?!

[Celtygirl]

1. Have you ever been caught naked by someone other than your family?
No

2. Do you chew your pens and pencils
Yes, occasionally.

3. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
No

4. Do you ever watch soaps and if so which is your favourite?
Corrie

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Pretty sure there's something out there but not 100% convinced. I've got an open mind about it.

6.What do you wear to bed?
Depends on my mood and the temperature

7. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
I've cried laughing, but no occasion springs to mind.

8. Tea or coffee?
Neither, and the mere smell of coffee makes me bharf!

9. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
2 house phones, 2 mobiles in use, various spares.

10. Last time you saw your best friend?
It's been a good few weeks.

11. What's the first thing you do when you get online?
Check my e-mails

12. What's the last thing you purchased for over £100/Euro?
House insurance

13. What irritates you most on the Internet?
Pompous tw*ts

14. When your home alone, do you still close the door when you use the bathroom?
Depends what I'm doing

15. What's one of your worst memories?
My mum dying

16. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
A rambling finca in Lanzarote with sea views

17. You're having a bad day, what's one thing can make your day better?
A smile and a cuddle from my boys

18. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you like to find out?
No

19. Whats stashed under your bed?
Nothing

20. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
Yes, the job that I'm paid to do

[Flash]

1. Have you ever been caught naked by someone other than your family?
Probably

2. Do you chew your pens and pencils
No

3. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Never again

4. Do you ever watch soaps and if so which is your favourite?
Never - there hasn't been a good one since Eldorado

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Probably - but not sure.

6.What do you wear to bed?
A smile

7. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Probably but can't put my finger on an occasion

8. Tea or coffee?
Coffee (but at work only ) 

9. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
3 house phones, 2 mobiles and 2 Blackberrys (pseudo southerners J  ).

10. Last time you saw your best friend?
Ages

11. What's the first thing you do when you get online?
Check my e-mails

12. What's the last thing you purchased for over £100/Euro?
A battery drill last Monday

13. What irritates you most on the Internet?
Slow websites and spam

14. When your home alone, do you still close the door when you use the bathroom?
Yes, habit,  years ago I was in the office alone at Chritmas and because it was cold (heating off) when I shut the door it wedged and I couldn't get out 

15. What's one of your worst memories?
I've forgotten

16. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
In retirement

17. You're having a bad day, what's one thing can make your day better?
A phonecall

18. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you like to find out?
No, but I wouldn't be able to resist sneaking a look.

19. Whats stashed under your bed?
Usually a moggy if it can get away with it

20. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
Quotations for clients

[✈ Elle ☀]

3. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Never again

LOL!

[Alan]

1. Have you ever been caught naked by someone other than your family?
If I have I've blocked it out....

2. Do you chew your pens and pencils
Never

3. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
I doubt it somehow. What's it pay?

4. Do you ever watch soaps and if so which is your favourite?
Never

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Open minded on this one...

6.What do you wear to bed?
Elle 

7. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes - actually had to fight it back when Sam said recently he wanted to come over...

8. Tea or coffee?
Tea - lots of it

9. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
2 mobiles - would be more - if it wasn't for Telefonica

10. Last time you saw your best friend?
Too long....

11. What's the first thing you do when you get online?
Check emails

12. What's the last thing you purchased for over £100/Euro?
TV

13. What irritates you most on the Internet?
Some of the people who use it.... That, and the fact that far to many people believe the crap they read! Actually, there's a lot of things about the Internet that bug me, but as I make my living out of it I'd best shut up.

14. When your home alone, do you still close the door when you use the bathroom?
Yes

15. What's one of your worst memories?
Prefer not to say...

16. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
Everywhere.... with a base here.

17. You're having a bad day, what's one thing can make your day better?
Elle - and the dog looking like he feels sorry for me - actually that's not true about the dog - I'm foul if I'm having a bad day - he's more likely to go to his bed and keep a low profile...

18. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you like to find out?
Absolutely not - but sometimes the choice is not there to be made.

19. Whats stashed under your bed?
Nothing

20. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
Loads - but its Friday, so sod it...

[Madstock]

7. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes - actually had to fight it back when Sam said recently he wanted to come over...

Ah, that's lovely Bart. I'll have you watching musicals next

[Steve Cash]

1. Have you ever been caught naked by someone other than your family?

dont think so but booze does have strange effects on me

2. Do you chew your pens and pencils
 yep , but then i find out most of the time my boss has allready done it , so think i had better stop doing it

3. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

i wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy/ies and that is saying something



4. Do you ever watch soaps and if so which is your favourite?

If you count The Bill then yes , but the others no choice we have just moved and the pc is downstairs we are and OH watches them all  need to get a second tele   roll on xmas (thanks mum and dad  LOL)

5. Do you believe in ghosts?

yep



6.What do you wear to bed?

not a stitch normally but have been known to wear tshirt jeans underwear, socks , trainers and outside coat , but again booze has funny effects

7. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

dont think so A battery drill last Monday but lasy seasons manchester derby at Old Trafford was very very close

8.Tea or Coffee

Coffee cant stand tea

9. How many phones,House phones and cell phones are in your house

2 house phones and 4 mobiles , of which 2 are in use all day everyday

10.  Last time you saw your best friend

about 1/2 hour ago when i popped intro her work to ask what she wasted for tea 

11.What the first thing you do when you get online

Emails and then forums

12.Whats the last thing you purchased over £100/Euro

Holiday , and new bed


13. What irritates you most on the Internet?
 spam and peopel who think they know absolutely everything about everything and know f**k all , and cant stand people who actually know something they dont


14. When your home alone, do you still close the door when you use the bathroom?

yep  to keep the smell in

15. What's one of your worst memories?


grandad dieing

16. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
 
good . preferably in Yaiza

17. You're having a bad day, what's one thing can make your day better?

good  good laugh unfortuantely its a someone elses expense

18. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you like to find out?
 not sure no as i want it to be a surprise to me but yes in a way as i can prepar everything for my loved ones .and have a great almighty p*ss up teh day before sorry week before

19. Whats stashed under your bed?
  nowt , no room

20. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?

cooking spanish chicken and rice for tea
Quotations for clients

[Alan]

7. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes - actually had to fight it back when Sam said recently he wanted to come over...

Ah, that's lovely Bart. I'll have you watching musicals next

How long is it going to take to sink in Keith - REAL MEN don't watch musicals! 

[Josie]

Oh alright then........

1. Have you ever been caught naked by someone other than your family?
Depends what you mean by "caught".

2. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Not since I was a child.

3. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
At my age? 

4. Do you ever watch soaps and if so which is your favourite?
I used to watch Eastenders but not anymore though am occasionally tempted by the weekend daytime "catch up" editions.

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
No.

6.What do you wear to bed?
The duvet.

7. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes frequently if there is something really funny on the telly.

8. Tea or coffee?
Both - in fact it's time for a cuppa now.

9. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
More than 12 plus 4 mobiles (haven't been home to count yet). Well we do have 2 phonelines!

10. Last time you saw your best friend?
Day before yesterday though I'm not sure I really have anyone I could call a best friend excluding family  .

11. What's the first thing you do when you get online?
Check my emails.

12. What's the last thing you purchased for over £100/Euro?
2 pairs of shoes in a sale in 2 different colours.

13. What irritates you most on the Internet?
Spam.

14. When your home alone, do you still close the door when you use the bathroom?
Normally.

15. What's one of your worst memories?
Difficult - I don't have many but other people being seriously ill and feeling helpless are always the worst because I'm used to being in control.  I've had a quite a bit of that recently.


16. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
I would love to live in my flat in Lanzarote for the whole winter but if we lived there all the time I would want a proper house with some land so I could grow things (other than in pots).  Oh, and a yacht, and a speedboat.

17. You're having a bad day, what's one thing can make your day better?
Shopping and getting a bargain.
 

18. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you like to find out?
Definitely not.

19. Whats stashed under your bed?
I found some books there this morning including bizarrely a guide to the Canary Islands.

20. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
Yes, work.
 

 

[Flash]

9. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
More than 12 plus 4 mobiles (haven't been home to count yet). Well we do have 2 phonelines!

Ahem, that'll be two in the servants quarters, six in the east wing and six in the west then, I told you you'd be able to work it out.

I use the same technique to count my drives 

[Mick]

1. Have you ever been caught naked by someone other than your family?
Yes. It involved me, a young lass, the back of my van,,,,,,,,, and a very irate farmer !! LOL.... Lets just say "the farmer killed the moment" !! 

2. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
No never.

3. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Not on your Nelly,,,NEVER

4. Do you ever watch soaps and if so which is your favourite?
Don't watch much telly really

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Only when I look in the mirror the mornin after the night before !!

6.What do you wear to bed?
Two blondes & a brunette !! (wishful thinkin) Nowt, bollocky buff for me.

7. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes. Half way through my first holiday to Lanzarote 3 years ago. I've not felt that happy in years.

8. Tea or coffee?
Tea first thing, but coffee at work (usually out of a flask) !! Yuk

9. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
1 mobile (that I answer), 3 house phones (that I never answer)

10. Last time you saw your best friend?
2 days ago

11. What's the first thing you do when you get online?
Check my e-mails

12. What's the last thing you purchased for over £100/Euro?
Holiday to Lanza

13. What irritates you most on the Internet?
When I'm on-line & Norton kicks in to do a scan....... slowwwww computer

14. When your home alone, do you still close the door when you use the bathroom?
I live on my own, there's no point !!

15. What's one of your worst memories?
Losing my mum to cancer when I was 6.

16. If money were not a problem, where would you like to live?
 For me its gotta be Lanzarote.

17. You're having a bad day, what's one thing can make your day better?
 5 o'clock coming quick !! Hometime

18. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you like to find out?
No chance

19. Whats stashed under your bed?
 In the drawers under the bed are; clean bedding & curtains + books

20. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?
Yea, and I'm gonna go & do it...... open a bottle of wine !!   
 
 

[Alan]

9. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
More than 12 plus 4 mobiles (haven't been home to count yet). Well we do have 2 phonelines!

Ahem, that'll be two in the servants quarters, six in the east wing and six in the west then, I told you you'd be able to work it out.

I use the same technique to count my drives 

Personally I usually send one of the servants out to count things like phones and drives for me - and another two to check they counted right....