Lorry Driver

[sunny]

A lorry driver breaks down on the M6 with a cargo of live monkeys on
 board, bound for Chester Zoo. They need to be delivered by 9:00 am and
the driver fears he will get the sack if they don't get there on time.

 He decides to try and thumb a lift for his monkeys and eventually an
 Irish lorry driver pulls over.

"Where are you going ?" asks the Irish chap.

 "Do us a favour mate and take these to Chester Zoo for me" says the
 driver, "and here's a hundred quid for your troubles."

 "Happy days," says the Irish fella, loads the monkeys onto his truck and
 gets on his way.

 The lorry driver goes about trying to fix his truck and is there for a
 good few hours when he notices the Irish fella coming back down the
 motorway, still with all the chimps on board. Panicking, he flags him
 down again.

 "What are you playing at," he fumes, "I told you to take them to Chester
 Zoo !"

 "I did," says the Irish fella, "but there's still fifty quid left so now
 we're going to Alton Towers."

[Madstock]

Nice one Sunny. 

[Bernie Bobcat]

    - Thumbs up from Mr & Mrs Moran in Ireland!

[Bob Cunningham]

 

 same as that out of

 

[✈ Elle ☀]

Love it, sunny!!!

[Mick]

I've had a bit of a crap day sunny,,,,,, thank you for givin me a good laugh !! Just wot I needed

Cheers
Mick