A blonde teenage student wanted some extra cash for the summer holidays and decides to set up in a little business to earn the money she wanted. She started canvassing to her neighbours asking if they had any odd jobs they wanted doing. At the first house the owner said that he needed someone to paint his porch, he asked how much and the girl replied £20.
A deal was struck and the man told the girl that everything she would require was in the garage. On hearing the conversation, the man's wife said to her husband:
"Does she realise the porch goes ALL the way round the house?"
The husband replied "That's a bit cynical isn't it?"
"You're right" the wife replied "it's just that I've been getting a lot of dumb blonde jokes recently"
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You finished already?", the man asked.
"Yes", said the blonde "and I've even given it two coats!"
Impressed, the man handed over the £20 and threw in a £5 tip.
"Thanks!" said the blonde "and by the way, it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus"
