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« on: November 12, 2008, 11:14:41 AM » |
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One elderly gentlemen and a woman from a retirement centre were
sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and
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'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains.
I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2008, 11:25:02 AM » |
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Very good Sunny and how's Tenerife this morning?
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If you don't laugh at yourself, you're missing the best joke.
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« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2008, 12:10:00 PM » |
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Very good Sunny and how's Tenerife this morning?
Hi Keith, all is well here, very sunny, although we have had a very overcast days, but I just about coped lol lol. Hope all is well with you  |
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✈ Elle ☀
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2008, 13:01:42 PM » |
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Hi Sunny love! xxx
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« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2008, 14:18:29 PM » |
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Hi Flooey, hope all is going great for you xx
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2008, 14:29:17 PM » |
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Not three bad at all hon.
Busy busy... but that's a good thing. xx
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« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2008, 14:55:49 PM » |
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Speaking of getting old, what things / signs have you noticed?
Obviously for me the eyesight is getting worse, partly accident induced, but my reading vision is going in daily chunks. (Mrs Flash and I were just saying about getting his and hers white sticks)
And I think I feel the cold more each winter - is that age or too many trips to Lanza softening me up?
What's your signs of ageing?
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Be happy, communicate happiness
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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2008, 15:22:46 PM » |
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Gravity!
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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2008, 16:32:17 PM » |
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Be happy, communicate happiness
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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2008, 17:53:27 PM » |
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getting up during the night,toilet that is  |
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politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.)
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2008, 18:45:45 PM » |
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Ar least you're getting up dixie - it could be a lot worse!  |
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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2008, 18:47:22 PM » |
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Ok - I'll be serious now. I said gravity before... but I'm doing just fine for mid 30s (ok... late 30s).
But my grey hair is the worst thing for me. I started greying in my early 20s... but only a light sprinkling. This year I finally gave up and went blonde instead of brunette.
Flooey xx
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« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2008, 19:24:34 PM » |
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sorry flooey but does that mean top and bottom hook lne and sinker   some flak here from the boys. |
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politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.)
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✈ Elle ☀
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« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2008, 19:42:52 PM » |
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I'm a lady so couldn't possibly comment!
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