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« on: May 18, 2007, 12:22:47 PM » |
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Opening night at the club, and I, Mick have just thrown the doors open... Who´s first in the queue?
Sorry I´m a bit late opening - I had to squeeze in a couple of pints at the lap dancing bar over the road to celebrate opening night. The manager is going off his nut because with me and the lads doing that, we were 10 minutes late opening on his first night. Don´t much care though. Can´t stand the idiot. Hope his Mrs is coming tonight though!
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✈ Elle ☀
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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2007, 12:31:10 PM » |
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We were interviewing like crazy... building up for opening night - and 2 bar staff haven't bothered to turn up! Damn... that means I might have to actually serve customers tonight!
The music has started... and it's "Beach Party" theme for our first night. Ooh,,, there's the DJ - just bending over to find his next CD... now if I could just lean over a bit more... I could get a better view of his... BANG - CRASH - CLATTER... That's me fallen off my stool - I think I might have twisted something. Oh well... a nice Taboo and lemonade will sort me out. purely medicinal of course...
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Ange
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2007, 12:15:22 PM » |
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Can you tell me how I get me and my friends on the guest list for a week saturday, your new club sounds right up our street
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Alan
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2007, 12:51:40 PM » |
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Ange, you're a big girl. You know by far the easist way is to flirt with the head doorman - that´ll probably get you and your mates. But if you want an entrance to the VIP room, that's a whole different matter... Not so easy for me - the manager is watching the guest list for that like a hawk!
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Allan
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2007, 18:19:37 PM » |
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Hi Guys ...Sorry I never bothered to turn up and work for the opening night but I was taken down with a mild dose of bird flu! I am fine now though and raring to go if you´ll have me that is ?? Looks a bit quiet tonight was this place advertised by the Lanzarote Tourist Board or somethin?  |
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Snorkelling Delights
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2007, 14:50:47 PM » |
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So how do we get on the VIP list - graphic details please, I lead a sheltered lonely life!!!
Tracey
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Alan
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2007, 15:05:11 PM » |
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Can't be to graphic. But you can bet it probably involves about 15 to 20 minutes keeping the head doorman (i.e. me) company in one of the changing rooms behind the stage - or if they are in use, in a fire exit  |
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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2007, 15:57:00 PM » |
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Well Allan (with an extra 'L')... I can't help but say that I'm more than a little disappointed. I suppose your bird flu was so bad that you couldn't pick up the phone and let us know you weren't going to turn up eh?! Oh well, I believe in giving people second chances.
You can start tonight... but your first job is to sort out the gents' loos. It seems that someone overindulged last night - and the remains need shifting.
Then you can stock up all the fridges, because we sold out of all the WKD Irn Bru last night (wonder who THAT was), and then the doors should just about be opening ready for tonight's influx.
What do you mean "What will you be doing Flooey?" I'll be sat at the end of the bar, reapplying my false nails - you don't expect ME to actually DO any work tonight do you?
Damn... there's that dodgy guy that always tries to buy me a drink... I'm off! There's something about that Hawaiian shirt, and stained chinos that turns my stomach! MICK!!!!! Haven't you barred him yet?
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Alan
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2007, 16:58:32 PM » |
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You´re putting me in a very difficult situation here askeing me to bar him just because he gives you the creeps. It's my dad!
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✈ Elle ☀
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2007, 17:18:27 PM » |
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That explains a lot about you Mick... you must get it off your Dad!
Tracey. Don't worry about being waylaid by the Door Staff - I have a number of tickets available for the VIP area. Mind you... if your life is that sheltered... maybe I should leave you in their hands lol.
Ciao!
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« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2007, 12:03:20 PM » |
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Oh go on - I need to get out sometimes, plus I have a very good imagination.
Mind u, with Allan in the gents, you'll need more door staff. How about a women for all those troublesome male customers?ROTFL
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Allan
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« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2007, 12:35:38 PM » |
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hmmm...you know you never get sympathy nowadays...where´s da rubber gloves! ^thinks...do I really need this job^.....
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Alan
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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2007, 13:03:26 PM » |
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Are you asking me for a job.... That's 40 minutes in the changing rooms or fire exits for me to conduct the 'interview' Oh go on - I need to get out sometimes, plus I have a very good imagination.
Mind u, with Allan in the gents, you'll need more door staff. How about a women for all those troublesome male customers?ROTFL
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« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2007, 10:35:27 AM » |
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