"Another" joke with an Aussie in it.

[Ted]

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
A New Zealand ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a Small town and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

 He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Ocker ....

 'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

 Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Kiwi.'

 Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

 Dog: 'Yeah mate, doin' all right.'

 Aussie: (look of extreme shock)

 Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

 Dog: 'Yep'

 Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

 Dog: 'Yeah, real good mate. He walks me twice a day, feeds me good tucker. And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

 Aussie: (look of utter disbelief)

 Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

 Aussie: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

 Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

 Horse: 'Cool mate'

 Aussie: (absolutely dumbfounded)

 Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

 Horse: 'Yep, that's him'

 Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

 Horse: 'Pretty good mate, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the heat.'

 Aussie: (total look of amazement)

 Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

 Aussie: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f * cking liar...'

     
   
   
             

   
 

 
 

[Flash]

 

[Bernie Bobcat]

Good one, Ted! 

[✈ Elle ☀]

LOL - I've heard it before... but it sure is a goodie!

[Flash]

"It's not funny"  but it is an Ausie story

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090316/twl-terrier-alert-python-swallows-pet-do-3fd0ae9.html

"It's not funny" "It's not funny" "It's not funny" "It's not funny" keep saying it "It's not funny"

[✈ Elle ☀]

Poor Bindi!