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Author Topic: Useless posts, pointless rubbish  (Read 36468 times)
Good_Queen_Bess
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« on: March 18, 2009, 15:48:36 PM »

Well, I was thinking to myself ( "Don't strain yourself!"  I hear you say).  How many posts before I become a full member. 

Now I could just ask, or I could wait.  More importantly, I could get a life.

I go and pick up hubby from work in 10 minutes, so I have this time to waste.  Now I could do some housework - either that or I could sit and pluck my leg hairs on an individual basis.

But no.

I am reckoning on 100 posts.  So I thought...............
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2009, 15:48:48 PM »

I could
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2009, 15:48:59 PM »

waste several
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2009, 15:49:10 PM »

posts
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2009, 15:49:18 PM »

on
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2009, 15:49:33 PM »

absolute and utter
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2009, 15:49:51 PM »

b*llocks!
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2009, 15:50:07 PM »

So I have.  Here I go.
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2009, 15:51:34 PM »

Full member now Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2009, 15:51:42 PM »

There we go, 100+ posts now.  And a full member.


Sorry for wasting your time. 

Just think, you can have read something useful in this time. 

If you have got down this far, then you are - quite frankly - a moron.   Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin Grin Grin


 

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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2009, 15:52:16 PM »

Aw, Bob, you disrupted the flowwwwww.   Grin Grin Grin Grin


Apologies again.
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2009, 15:54:11 PM »

I am a moron Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2009, 15:55:14 PM »

I am a moron Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Is that official?  Cheesy Grin
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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2009, 15:56:06 PM »

Your be a star member next Grin

Yes thats offical Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2009, 16:30:52 PM »

Join in the word association... or Bob's world the Scrabble, then you'll find it ramps up quite quickly. They're both in the jokes and games section, so we don't water down the town and island boards in the main forum (although we do tend to go off topic there still).

No extra benefits for higher posts apart from extra stars I'm afraid...a s Bob will testify  Wink

Congrats on becoming a full member. At least it's not swollen!  Shocked  Grin

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