You can have my share of cream eggs, Sam. I find them much too sweet.
I managed to get my hands on a cream egg yesterday but as I'd just had my Sunday lunch I decided to take it to work today as a treat. On the way into work I passed my bag with my sarnies in to my friend (she always pops them in the fridge for me) and slipped the cream egg into my pocket to smuggle it into my office (no food allowed in the warehouse) and guess what!!!
Yes, I forgot it was in my back pocket and didn't remember till an hour later. As all who work with me know, I sit on my ar*e all day (allegedly) and I frantically groped into my pocket and pulled out a big gooey mess of toffee, cream and chocolate.
It took me half an hour to clean myself/jeans up in the toilets and I got some right strange looks.