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« Reply #3180 on: January 09, 2012, 14:00:06 PM » |
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1 1 was a race horse
1 2 was 1 2
1 1 1 1 race
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YYUR YYUB ICUR YY4ME Text speak has been around for a lot longer than people think. FFS! |
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« Reply #3181 on: April 27, 2012, 04:42:28 AM » |
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This is the best time of the day, no one up going on at me.
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« Reply #3182 on: April 27, 2012, 08:43:38 AM » |
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blimey Bob! I'm not sleeping too well lately, but even I was asleep at that time!
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It's not a rehearsal, it's the real thing, so enjoy it while you can!
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« Reply #3183 on: April 27, 2012, 09:41:23 AM » |
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Do you know that a cat always lands on its feet, and if you drop a piece of buttered toast it will always land butter side down ?
So if you tape a piece of buttered toast onto a cats back and drop it, what will happen ?
One other thing, where does an itch go when you scratch it ?
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Misma mierda, Dia differente !
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« Reply #3184 on: April 27, 2012, 09:44:32 AM » |
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Do you know that a cat always lands on its feet, and if you drop a piece of buttered toast it will always land butter side down ?
So if you tape a piece of buttered toast onto a cats back and drop it, what will happen ?
One other thing, where does an itch go when you scratch it ?
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If you don't laugh at yourself, you're missing the best joke.
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« Reply #3185 on: April 27, 2012, 10:04:28 AM » |
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Do you know that a cat always lands on its feet, and if you drop a piece of buttered toast it will always land butter side down ?
So if you tape a piece of buttered toast onto a cats back and drop it, what will happen ?
Oh - shall we test that? |
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« Reply #3186 on: April 27, 2012, 12:25:18 PM » |
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I think that if I tried that with That Darn Li'l Kitty, I know fully well what would happen and it wouldn't be pleasant.
There's probably some chance of him getting rid of all my lifetime's itches in one fell swoop if I did.
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« Reply #3187 on: April 28, 2012, 09:16:09 AM » |
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« Reply #3188 on: April 29, 2012, 17:48:01 PM » |
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Reading the ST rich list, a certain local health club owner and would be dragon Duncan Bananatime's wealth has fallen about 400 million quid to a paltry 85 - fukcin handy that, what with his divorce settlement currently being calculated  he wouldn't be telling fibs would he  Oh and you won't get to read any of that in the press either, money doesn't just talk - it buys silence too! |
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« Reply #3189 on: April 29, 2012, 18:29:58 PM » |
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I've only got as far as looking at who is richest and its still Lakshmi Mittal.
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« Reply #3190 on: April 29, 2012, 18:37:06 PM » |
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Have you got as far as looking at the quiz results  |
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« Reply #3191 on: April 29, 2012, 20:08:26 PM » |
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Yes well done. I made a couple of stupid mistakes. So you're ahead again now and unless I bribe Mrs F to tie your hands behind your back all day tomorrow you will win this month though I suppose there is still one day to go and I could just be brilliant! Seems unlikely though.
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« Reply #3192 on: April 29, 2012, 20:52:02 PM » |
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You're surrendering far too soon, it's all that time you've spent in France having an effect. You're two points ahead and we scored equal today.
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« Reply #3193 on: April 29, 2012, 21:14:31 PM » |
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You did better today surely?
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« Reply #3194 on: April 29, 2012, 21:45:09 PM » |
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Not better enough to get more points  |
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