Where's Bernie then? Last I heard she was off out for a night with Ange and her man. I know those nights can be wild - but Jesus!What color is your toothbrush? Orange
Name one person who made you smile today: Bart

What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Snoring
What were you doing 45 mins ago? Rolling my eyes!
Have you ever been to a strip club? No
What is the last thing you said aloud? I'll just have a little bit. (Bart has just made chocolate crispy cakes - with cornflakes... and I whipped some melted choccie off the side of the mixing bowl)
What was the last thing you had to drink? Rosé wine
Do you like your wallet? I like my purse - it has cute kittens and diamante sparklies on it
What was the last thing you ate? Apart from a smidgen of chocolate - it was macaroni cheese
Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope - but I did raid a pair of Sam's jeans - and hacked them into a pair of cheeky cutoff denims for me

Who is the last person you sent a text message to? Phil - to offer him 100% of my losing lottery ticket
Ever go camping? Do I look like I would enjoy camping?
Do you have a tan? I have a year round glow now... but would like to improve my tan this summer. Hey, I'm in the right place for it!
What are you doing tomorrow? Heading to Matagorda, Los Pocillos, and Costa Teguise.
Look to your left, what do you see? A white wall
Look to your right, what do you see? Guido LOL
What color is your watch? I haven't worn a watch in almost 3 years
What do you think of when you hear Australia? My Auntie Patricia (she lives there)
Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? Ben from
www.asesoriaeuropa.comBiggest annoyance right now? Arrogant tw@ts
Last song listened to? "Don't worry, be happy" - it's on the TV as we speak
Do you have a maid service clean your house? Lol I wish
Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? My silver flip flops from Faith - I live in them!