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« on: May 14, 2009, 10:58:09 AM »
SENIOR DRESS CODE

Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Mini skirts and varicose veins
12.. Inline skates and a zimmer

And, Most importantly

At some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts

 

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« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2009, 11:19:33 AM »
LOL!

But number 9 is VERY commonplace here... young and old alike! Eek!
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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2009, 13:35:42 PM »
 Shocked   Huh    Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2009, 14:47:24 PM »
Think I've seen all of them at some point  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2009, 14:49:00 PM »
Quote from: Flash on May 14, 2009, 14:47:24 PM
Think I've seen all of them at some point  Roll Eyes
Well cover the mirrors then Grin Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2009, 14:49:50 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2009, 15:52:10 PM »
You beat me to it, Keith! Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2009, 15:55:36 PM »
oh god.....how do i tell Mrs Rat her picture ended up on here......... Shocked



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« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2009, 16:28:37 PM »
LOL - naughty naughty!
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