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« on: June 22, 2007, 16:03:22 PM »

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Bruce and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asked Bruce. The woman signaled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head 'No!!!'

With that, Bruce walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her bum.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
Flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Bruce swaggered back
To his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Brian said in admiration "Ya know Bruce, I'd heard of that bloody Hind-Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."

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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2007, 18:49:31 PM »

LMAO Elle. Grin

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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2009, 20:55:49 PM »

I thought this was worthy of another airing. Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2009, 21:25:12 PM »

Good find Keith. Cheesy Cheesy

10/10 Elle, There I go again. Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2009, 11:28:26 AM »

LOL - I'd forgotten this one!
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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2009, 23:09:55 PM »

whats n/castle m/boro and roy chubby brown got in common.

they will all be playing blackpool next season.
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2009, 17:40:59 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2009, 23:46:30 PM »

Will defo have to pass that one on to my friend PJ who teaches First Aid classes.  Bet he pisses his pants every time he's asked to demonstrate the Heimlich Manoeuvre in the future!   Grin Grin
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