Oldie but goodie

[✈ Elle ☀]

Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.
"Ach, it's all going grand," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night.
Archie nods approvingly.

"Heavens, I've even bought a kilt tae be married in!" continues Jock.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "Och that's braw, you'll look pure smart in that!
Archie then enquires "And what's the tartan?"

"Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white".

[Madstock]

Don't call us Flooey.

Keith.