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Author Topic: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and r  (Read 641 times)
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« on: June 04, 2009, 00:03:56 AM »

1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'  
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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2009, 06:35:05 AM »

Great Keith, good to start the day off with a  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2009, 10:26:32 AM »

I love stuff like this! Always makes me giggle xx
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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2009, 12:06:32 PM »

I'm sitting at my desk trying not to laugh out loud - fabulous stuff Grin
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2009, 15:15:07 PM »

Very good lol

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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2009, 16:29:39 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2009, 21:28:54 PM »

Tickled Pink!   Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2009, 00:21:05 AM »

Have you found any more Keith. Cheesy Kiss
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« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2009, 18:58:51 PM »

Just seen these Keith - excellent Grin
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« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2009, 16:56:34 PM »

Brilliant Keith, love them  Grin Grin
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