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« on: June 18, 2009, 16:05:40 PM » |
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Irish Boy's Confession
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, Dicky?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
'Well, Dicky, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?'
'I cannot say..' 'Was it Teresa Brown?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Margaret Doyle?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Anne O' Neil?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Catherine O' Tool, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped Dicky, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Dicky walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'4 Months holiday and five good leads'
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If you don't laugh at yourself, you're missing the best joke.
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Silly Gilly
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 16:22:11 PM » |
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seen it before but still makes me chuckle
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It's not a rehearsal, it's the real thing, so enjoy it while you can!
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 16:30:39 PM » |
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politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.)
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 16:46:31 PM » |
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seen it before but still makes me chuckle
That's just what Mrs Mad said to me last night Gilly   |
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Silly Gilly
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 16:48:08 PM » |
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It's not a rehearsal, it's the real thing, so enjoy it while you can!
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2009, 16:49:40 PM » |
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gilly it was more than a chuckle-well i am only going on what flash said.
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politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.)
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Silly Gilly
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2009, 16:53:32 PM » |
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I know its not thought association, but wonder how Flash's holiday is going
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2009, 16:56:38 PM » |
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We should have a update late tomorrow off Flooey.
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2009, 16:56:47 PM » |
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quickly  |
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politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.)
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✈ Elle ☀
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2009, 17:57:34 PM » |
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We should have a update late tomorrow off Flooey.
Yeah... or maybe at some point on Saturday, depending on how late the night goes.  |
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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2009, 18:08:49 PM » |
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We should have a update late tomorrow off Flooey.
Yeah... or maybe at some point on Saturday, depending on how late the night goes. Look Flooey...........We demand a weasel post on Friday night as to how our good 'Forum buddy' is getteng on as we are all missing him. |
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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2009, 18:13:31 PM » |
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Ok... I shall see what I can do - but no promises. I will tell him that you especially are missing him though.
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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2009, 18:16:42 PM » |
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Don't forget to show him my idea for next years bike ride  |
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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2009, 19:15:59 PM » |
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Ha ha ha ha! I might just do that! |
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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2009, 19:58:13 PM » |
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I'm imagining one of those "I must be able to see straight enough to hit the right keys on the laptop to post a message to wind up the Canary Nightlifers moments" on your sofa Flooey!
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I love Lanzarote!
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