Irish Boy's Confession

[Bernie Bobcat]

Good one Keith!   

[✈ Elle ☀]

Imagining or remembering J?   We were a wee bit sozzled weren't we?

[Bob Cunningham]

Irish Boy's Confession
 
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
 
The priest asks, 'Is that you, Dicky?'
 
'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'
 
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
 
'Well, Dicky, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?'

'I cannot say..' 'Was it Teresa Brown?'


'I'll never tell.'
 
'Was it Margaret Doyle?'
 
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
 
'Was it Anne O' Neil?'
 
'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Catherine O' Tool, then?'
 
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
 
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped Dicky, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
 
Dicky walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
 
'4 Months holiday and five good leads'

[Bob Cunningham]

This is a great joke Keith.

[Bernie Bobcat]

It's feckin hilarious!!! 

Bob's still laughing 3 years later!!   

[Clanky]

I was at my aunt's funeral a few years ago and said hello to the local parish priest.

He asked how long it was since we had last spoken and I reckoned it must bhave been 15 years previously at my nana's funeral, he told me that he remembered hearing my confession after that and that he would gladly hear my confession after the service if I would like.

I pointed out that I hadn't been to confession since then and had spent the intervening 15 years at sea.  He looked at me and said...



...maybe when your home for a bit longer then son.

[Bob Cunningham]

It's feckin hilarious!!! 

Bob's still laughing 3 years later!!   

I was at my aunt's funeral a few years ago and said hello to the local parish priest.

He asked how long it was since we had last spoken and I reckoned it must bhave been 15 years previously at my nana's funeral, he told me that he remembered hearing my confession after that and that he would gladly hear my confession after the service if I would like.

I pointed out that I hadn't been to confession since then and had spent the intervening 15 years at sea.  He looked at me and said...



...maybe when your home for a bit longer then son.

[✈ Elle ☀]

Brilliant, Clanky!

[Clanky]

Yeah, I had to bite my tongue as I figured a funeral probably wasn't the best time to burst into laughter, although I'm sure my auntie Bernie would have wet herself if she had been listening.