Customs

[✈ Elle ☀]

Priest going through Customs     

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father,  may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday.
The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits;
and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way
you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
"And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

 "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said,

"Go ahead, Father."

"Next!"

[Madstock]

Boooo corny.

Keith.

[scolls]

I think it's hilarious!