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« Reply #90 on: September 19, 2008, 09:21:46 AM »

Life's just one big holiday to you then it seems Flash! Smiley
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« Reply #91 on: September 19, 2008, 09:59:51 AM »

Don't know why he asks the question   Huh and if I say no (which I do sometimes) he says 'well I'm having some!!' 

Anyway - you know you're on holiday.........when you've got a steak and kidney pudding in your suitcase  Wink
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« Reply #92 on: September 19, 2008, 10:14:42 AM »

You know you're on holiday when the csutoms officer tells you you can't carry steak and kidney pudding in your hand luggage!!  I can see me getting banged in the slammer ( ouch Shocked) as the Fray Bentos Bomber!!   Grin Grin
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« Reply #93 on: September 19, 2008, 12:21:35 PM »

LOL - my dad wouldn´t bring me one last time he was out. He managed to convince himself the steak and kidney pie he had bought would look like a land mine on the X-Ray machine....! Not even my discussion with him about the vast difference in technology involved between a pie and a land mine (i.e. the distinct lack of explosives and wiring etc....) could convince him!  Smiley
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« Reply #94 on: September 19, 2008, 12:26:49 PM »

LMAO, step on a Fray Bentos pie and you're mincemeat!!
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« Reply #95 on: September 19, 2008, 13:18:59 PM »

LMAO  Grin However I don't think we'll be making too many jokes like that at the airport.  I can see it now - what's in this pie sir?  I don't know I'm carrying it for a friend  Grin 
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« Reply #96 on: September 19, 2008, 13:38:39 PM »

Worse still, two vegetarians smuggling steak and kidney puddings, explain that!!  Grin

I might slip a Salami into her handbag too  Wink

With all this talk of genetically modified food I always read the label before buying lamb wings.
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« Reply #97 on: September 19, 2008, 14:42:28 PM »

Speaking of funny things in your hand luggage, friends of ours make us laugh recently telling us about their experiences travelling home from Florida. 

Geoff & Catherine had spend their holidays in Orlando with their son and two daughters, and Geoff had to leave somewhat earlier than the rest of the family as he had work to attend to on the return leg of the journey.  He was travelling with one large piece of hand luggage and he was travelling light as he only had an overnight stop.  Catherine decided to ease her load by giving him some laundry to carry back along with his own bits, so she packed in what she could and sent him on his merry way to the airport.

At security he was one of the ones taken aside and he got the usual:
"Is this your bag, sir?" -  "Yes" 
"Did you pack it yourself, sir?" - "Yes"
"Did anyone ask you to carry anything on for them, sir?" - "No"
"Do you mind if we check your bag, sir?" - "Not at all"!

So the security man zips his bag open and Geoff is more that a little surprised to find that amoung other things, Catherine has stuffed the bag full an array of his 16 year old daughters bras and G-strings! 

You'd much rather be found carry a man size meat pie!   Grin

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« Reply #98 on: September 19, 2008, 15:29:26 PM »

LMAO  Grin Grin
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« Reply #99 on: September 19, 2008, 15:35:15 PM »

LMAO Bernadette  Grin
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« Reply #100 on: September 19, 2008, 15:42:32 PM »

 Huh I thought all men carried bra's and G-strings in their luggage. Embarrassed

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« Reply #101 on: September 19, 2008, 20:12:44 PM »

No Keith - most of them simply wear them! Cheesy
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« Reply #102 on: September 19, 2008, 20:26:28 PM »

I will know i'm on holiday when i'm having a drinkie or two with Alan and Elle  Cheesy Cheesy Grin
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« Reply #103 on: September 19, 2008, 20:31:24 PM »

Awww Bob!

You know you're on holiday when you can only get yesterday's newspapers. (Heard a woman complaining about it yesterday)
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« Reply #104 on: September 19, 2008, 20:55:49 PM »

How can anyone be grumpy when they're on holiday!  Imagine complaining that you can only get yesterdays newspaper!!  Imagine being so small minded and pathetic!!!  Imagine having nothing better to do that give out all the time!!!!  Yak, yak, yak, yak, yak!!!!!

Sorry!  ....... was I going on a bit there!!  Roll Eyes
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