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« on: September 18, 2009, 13:35:40 PM » |
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Now I'm not talking about something that makes you snigger inwardly. Something that when you laugh... people around you turn to look to see or hear what is so funny.
Both Bart and I often do it - we'll laugh... prompting the other to demand what's so funny.
A lot of these happen when we're reading this forum... and on a Friday afternoon, my B3ta email arriving never fails to make me laugh.
So... let's all help each other to laugh by sharing those moments - even if they are "you had to be there" events.
Flooey xx
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✈ Elle ☀
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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2009, 13:37:44 PM » |
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Well... just reading the following caused a very unladylike nose snort kind of laugh. It was in response to the question "Tell us about childish things you do... even though you're supposed to be an adult" Waiting until the wife's hair was well and truly shampooed up in the shower, then creeping in while she had her eyes closed washing it out.
I recommend everyone try this (use your own wife or girlfriend). Went right up to the bath and put my face about 1 inch from her nose and just stayed there. The terrified screamy face clutching when she opened her eyes was fulsome, protracted, and like some sort of 50s B movie trailer depicted by Edward Munch. Awesome.I'll admit to being most entertained by other people's misfortunes  |
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2009, 13:44:57 PM » |
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about half an hour an hour ago the cat bit my foot, i started screaming at him, my husband just cracked up laughing and saying 'what did you expect, you were standing on him', the cat shot out the french doors and i just doubled over laughing, when i'd recovered i went and APOLOGISED to the cat . guess you had to be there lol!!!! |
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✈ Elle ☀
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2009, 14:06:15 PM » |
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LOL Angel - I'm always treading on the dog (usually because he trails around after us, getting in the way). But yes... we apologise to him too! |
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2009, 17:39:55 PM » |
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Kilted Jockey's latest offering - "Chain Letter" - it's a corker
I burst into laughter at the suggestion of the vacuum cleaner as an alternative....
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I love Lanzarote!
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✈ Elle ☀
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2009, 17:50:27 PM » |
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Yes - a cracker that one. A client sent it to me. Wonder what he was trying to say  |
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2009, 22:16:13 PM » |
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a teacher is asking her class if anyone thinks ghosts are real loads of hands go up,she then asks who has seen a ghost 5 hands are up ,she then says has anyone had sex with a ghost little mohammed has his hand up ,teacher says have you actually had sex with a ghost sorry miss he says i thought you said GOAT !
Brilliant!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2009, 22:22:46 PM » |
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Gilly has just PM'd me and when I read it I howled  That girl sure is funny!  |
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If you don't laugh at yourself, you're missing the best joke.
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Silly Gilly
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2009, 22:23:38 PM » |
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Really? And I was being deadly serious too  |
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they say life begins at 40 ... I'm still waiting but least I'm not looking back!!!
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2009, 23:46:48 PM » |
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Spill
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2009, 01:44:51 AM » |
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Really? And I was being deadly serious too But your married and besides, I think it's illegal!!!!!  |
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If you don't laugh at yourself, you're missing the best joke.
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2009, 08:31:18 AM » |
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Kilted Jockey's latest offering - "Chain Letter" - it's a corker
I burst into laughter at the suggestion of the vacuum cleaner as an alternative....
It's in poor taste, women aren't just pieces of meat you know. And besides if you boxed them all up who would do the washing and ironing!! |
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Be happy, communicate happiness
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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2009, 08:39:26 AM » |
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How does a scouser know his wife is dead ?
The sex is still the same but the dishes are filling the sink !
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✈ Elle ☀
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« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2009, 15:29:54 PM » |
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Madstock asking Josie if she has talking badgers
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« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2009, 15:41:14 PM » |
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I just knew you were going to say that!
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