I got this in my email today.
I've had to remove the swearing... but think you'll still get the idea.
* "I RUINED A KID'S DAY TRIP. As an experienced traveller of buses, I feel that I have gained a invaluable insight into the problems of public transport. The main problem is that OTHER PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING. Anyway, on a recent journey the child from hell jumps aboard with his fat a**e chav mother. The mother opens a family bag of Doritos, and proceeds to munch her way to an early grave, while Satan's fart stands on his seat and starts pressing the bell over and over... and over again. This went on for about 10 minutes, with everyone on the bus becoming restless as they got closer and closer to total nervous
breakdown. And then, something incredible happened. The mother actually did some parenting. "IF YOU TOUCH THAT BELL ONE MORE F***ING TIME WE'RE GOING HOME YOU LITTLE S**T!" she bellowed menacingly. The child immediately stopped, looking shocked and upset but kept his hand near the button mostly for balance. The perfect opportunity for vengeance had shown itself. With a quick glance at the
mother to make sure she wasn't looking, I reached up and rang the bell. The mother glared at the child, his hand still over the button, and with wails of protest she picked him up, and marched off of the bus screaming at him that he was no longer going to the zoo."
(From someone in Furness)
I wonder how Cymmon would've handled it?
Flooey xx
