Come on then guys.... what are some of the best lines from the programme?
Here's a few of my faves...
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Bryn - "If I show you how to use the rape alarm and you go to London, England and come back Sunday raped. It's not on my conscience and I'll sleep easy at night coz' I showed you how to use it."
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Pam - “Barry Island? You're having the wedding in Wales? Over my dead body. Where you having the reception, on the log flumes? Hot dogs and candy floss served up by some gyppo on a donkey???”
Gwen - "Perhaps Stacey doesn't want to get married in Essex. What is she going to do here, totter down the aisle in a mini skirt and white stillettos?"
Pam - “Shut it you leak munching sheep shagger!”
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Gavin: You've only ever had one girlfriend and she's just turned 17 so forgive me if I don't hang on your every word regarding my own love life
Smithy: 17 and 3 quarters actually and she just got 90% in her driving theory and her test is in two weeks but whatever.
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Smithy: How many Neurofen would it take to finish me off?
Gavin: You? Hundreds!
Smithy. Well, I can't afford that, not if I'm gonna have a Holiday this year.
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