Gavin & Stacey

Stacey: So what are you two actually doing up there?
Deano: Fitting a satellite.
Smithy: You know us Stace, satisfaction (Deano Joins in) With every erection (Smithy does humping motion)
Deano: Not that he's been satisfying anyone with his erection lately, absoultly gagging for it. How many did you shift out last night?
Smithy: Shut up.. I wasn't doing...
Gavin: Four wasn't it? Sent me a text saying he'd cracked 4 out in under 2 hours.
Smithy: I'm sorry Stace, This is not meant for the delicate ears of a young lady like yourself.
Stacey: Don't worry about it, I'm just the same. Being at home doing nothing. It just passes the time, like yesterday I had 3 just watching 'Cash in the attic' I think its lush

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