A West Australian is drinking in a bar when he gets a call on his
mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everyone in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just
produced a typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the West Aussie just shrugs, "That's
about average in WA fellas... like I said, my boy is a typical West Aussie baby
boy." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
exclamations of "WOW!" were heard.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Hey, you're
the father of that typical West Aussie baby that weighed 25 pounds at
birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks.
We were going to call you... so how much does he weigh now?" The proud
father answers, "19 pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already
weighed 25 pounds the day he was born." The West Aussie father takes a
slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into
the bar and proudly says, "Had him circumcised!"
Keith.
