Made a bit of a tit of myself in the end.
Alan & I had a bottle of wine each and it went straight to my head. I went out to the lads den to say goodnight to Damian and his two pals, who were all sitting around having a few cans and playing the X Box.
I was trying to tell the lads about the Two Ronnies sketch "have you any ham" and every time I started to say "F U N E M" I just fell about the place in peals of laughter. Of course Alan kept making it worse by giving a little snort when I had just calmed down and then I would be away again, rocking around in the armchair while three confused and amused 19 year old heads looked at me in a mix of pity and bewilderment!
Here's the stetch.
Ha ha ha ha ha! - Forgive me while I go change my knickers.
