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« on: September 08, 2010, 08:50:34 AM »

Alex Ferguson decided to throw a 80s themed party for his players,
Giggs arrived in a Cavalier. Scholes in a Sierra,
Rooney chose to come in an Escort !!!!   Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2010, 08:57:56 AM »

Nice one Kenbro

Colleen's kicking him out for paying £1000 for sex, what and she married him for his stunning good looks!!
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2010, 10:36:14 AM »

During the world cup I said "he couldn't score in a brothel"
How wrong was I?  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2010, 11:06:01 AM »

During the world cup I said "he couldn't score in a brothel"
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2010, 15:51:22 PM »

Wayne Rooney's international team-mates have rallied round his betrayed wife Coleen. John Terry is already said to have offered to pop round anytime Grin
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2010, 20:13:48 PM »

Rooney, Cole they really p*** me off.  They got everything going for them good careers, plenty of money and they had good looking wives. What more do they want, cheating f****** B*******
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2010, 20:52:28 PM »

I agree Ali, but dont forget the slappers they were practising on, takes two to tango.
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2010, 21:05:48 PM »

and for some footballers, it takes three to tango.

I'm going to have to stop saying that I was a f****** good five a side player, might be misinterpreted.
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2010, 21:06:06 PM »

I agree Ali, but dont forget the slappers they were practising on, takes two to tango.

They're wives are not slappers though!, and when Colleen was pregnant with his child what sort of man is he. Git!

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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2010, 21:10:48 PM »

Weeeeell actually ..........

However if you're Peter Crouch or Wayne R then you're some of the most recognisable people in the world, so if you're going to be 'well out of order' you're going to get photographed doing it.  Just shows how thick they are.  And you're right Ali they've both got much better looking girls than they could ever dream of if they weren't footballers.  Men  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2010, 21:23:39 PM »

Weeeeell actually ..........

However if you're Peter Crouch or Wayne R then you're some of the most recognisable people in the world, so if you're going to be 'well out of order' you're going to get photographed doing it.  Just shows how thick they are.  And you're right Ali they've both got much better looking girls than they could ever dream of if they weren't footballers.  Men  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes



Not all men Flash there are some goodens Grin
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2010, 23:02:08 PM »

Nothing worse than handing in £90,000+ a week and not getting a bit cause of the bump. Way to go boy! As for the so called slappers , in any other business £1,200 a shift is good money especially if you can get your mate to work the same shift as you for the same money and share the expenses ie a pack of 2. Love it. God bless Ingurland !!!!
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2010, 07:16:30 AM »

LMAO KJ, well done for being so horrendously outrageous.

I almost thought Ali might almost be taking us seriously for a minute  Wink
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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2010, 14:49:12 PM »

At least Rooneys honest, he did tell Colleen he was playing away that weekend  Wink
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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2010, 15:11:59 PM »

At least Rooneys honest, he did tell Colleen he was playing away that weekend  Wink
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