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Silly Gilly
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« on: November 04, 2010, 12:22:38 PM » |
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Dont know why this suddenly came to me but thought I'd give it a whirl!
Last text I received was a joke:
Whats the difference betwen a girl age 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 you take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 you tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28 you dont need to tell her a story to take her to bed
At 38 she tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48 you tell her a story to avoid taking her to bed
At 58 you stay in bed to avoid her story
At 68 if you take her to bed that'll be some story
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It's not a rehearsal, it's the real thing, so enjoy it while you can!
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Karen13
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2010, 12:45:19 PM » |
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Great idea for a Topic
mine was notifying me of a new voice mail - boring !!!!!!
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✈ Elle ☀
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2010, 13:24:42 PM » |
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A text from a member of another forum arranging to meet up this weekend. Will be lovely to see him and his family again.
(Unusually wasn't yet another text from Vodafone trying to get me to sign up to a contract)
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Madstock
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2010, 19:11:06 PM » |
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Off a lady I give a lift to work to and I'd rather not say what it said.  |
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If you don't laugh at yourself, you're missing the best joke.
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Josie
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2010, 19:20:31 PM » |
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From a friend in Lanzarote wanting the pin number to my Spanish dongle!
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I love Lanzarote!
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ALIgator
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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2010, 21:00:31 PM » |
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Off a lady I give a lift to work to and I'd rather not say what it said. Spoilsport Keith  "Did those pieces of heather work?" |
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Madstock
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« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2010, 21:25:50 PM » |
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Off a lady I give a lift to work to and I'd rather not say what it said. Spoilsport Keith "Did those pieces of heather work?" And did they? |
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ALIgator
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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2010, 21:31:06 PM » |
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Off a lady I give a lift to work to and I'd rather not say what it said. Spoilsport Keith "Did those pieces of heather work?" And did they? Too early to tell yet  |
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✈ Elle ☀
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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2010, 12:14:31 PM » |
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One from Vodafone to say that I had a missed call.
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kuczer2
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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2010, 15:35:34 PM » |
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Got a text from a mate in Leicester who was hoping to come up to watch the Dale vs FC United match tonight with me but his doc brought his dialysis forward so he's having to watch it on the box. Poor guy!
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John B
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« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2010, 21:01:35 PM » |
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Something from Masmobil. I think it said I had won a giant panda.
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« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2010, 21:15:37 PM » |
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From my daughter asking me to babysit!
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Madstock
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« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2010, 00:11:31 AM » |
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Got a text from a mate in Leicester who was hoping to come up to watch the Dale vs FC United match tonight with me but his doc brought his dialysis forward so he's having to watch it on the box. Poor guy!
You mist be 'sick as a parrot' eh kuczer2 |
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✈ Elle ☀
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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2010, 11:53:27 AM » |
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Someone saying "That sounds great - see you then"
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Josie
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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2010, 16:15:11 PM » |
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From friends in our place in Lanzarote saying the Orange shop in PB had given them a new PIN number to my dongle as I/they couldn't find the original one. I'm glad they're online but honestly - so much for the phone companies (in Spain at least) recording a personal ID for each phone/dongle for security purposes!
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I love Lanzarote!
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