God Elle, you were really on a roll there!
I do confess that they made me laugh though! Priceless.
Love the "three pints" one Gaia! (I did hear it before, but still gave me a chuckle!) It reminds me of Lent many years ago. Myself and my pal used to go to the Chipper on the way home several nights a week (we were only teenagers at the time - about 15). We decided to give up chips for Lent, so on our way home we started going in and ordering potato scallops instead! Funny thing is, back then we saw nothing wrong with that! Nowadays we're approaching 50. Every lent my friend gives up alcohol, crisps, cakes, buns, biscuits, sweets and chocolate ........ and I give up listening to her complaining about it!
Flash - OTFRAAPML
Sorry - do I now post my really bad joke?
OK - Here's one from Damian when he returned from Playschool one morning (aged four).
The Scene: Damian with thumb in mouth.
Cue: Damian removes thumb and asks quietly: "What do you call a man with 100 rabbits up his bum?"
Response: Eehhh?? I dunno Damian, what DO you call a man with 100 rabbits up his bum?"
Reply: "Warren"
End: Damian repositions thumb in mouth, smiles sweetly like he'd just said "I love you, Mammy" and wanders off to play toys!
Babes, eh?
