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« Reply #810 on: January 19, 2012, 11:51:27 AM » |
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« Reply #811 on: January 19, 2012, 11:56:05 AM » |
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Well I can't question your maths, but your logic is a bit dubious!
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« Reply #812 on: January 19, 2012, 12:01:05 PM » |
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Why so? The logic is the arithmetic. Granted, it's only an improvement, not something to applaud!
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« Reply #813 on: January 19, 2012, 12:30:50 PM » |
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An arithmetic improvement I agree. But logically we're still stuffed!
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« Reply #814 on: January 19, 2012, 15:58:58 PM » |
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Mr Spock couldn't have put it better. They can only improve from here .
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« Reply #815 on: February 02, 2012, 09:24:12 AM » |
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts:
"Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager:
"Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'. It reads "Panda: A tree dwelling mammal of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
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politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.)
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« Reply #816 on: February 02, 2012, 17:36:00 PM » |
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I think that's possibly the cleanest version of that joke that I have ever heard!
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« Reply #817 on: February 02, 2012, 18:55:44 PM » |
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I didn't know pandas could be solicitors.
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« Reply #818 on: February 02, 2012, 19:53:31 PM » |
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Now that IS a bad joke!
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I love Lanzarote!
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« Reply #819 on: February 02, 2012, 20:14:14 PM » |
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Ok, an unpunctuated panda
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« Reply #820 on: February 03, 2012, 09:28:24 AM » |
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John Terry won't be facing trial for racial abuse until after Euro 2012.
So he's free to lead his country into Poland.
Just like his hero did.
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« Reply #821 on: February 06, 2012, 09:50:44 AM » |
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Scouser goes to a café in France and orders some gattox, a very posh waitress informs him that it's pronounced gateaux and is €6.50 per slice, does he still want some, "Do I bollow"he replies.
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« Reply #822 on: February 06, 2012, 10:09:09 AM » |
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« Reply #823 on: February 13, 2012, 19:51:28 PM » |
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How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks
What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks
What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain
When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."
So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock.- That's more than can be said for his ship.
How do I like my women & how I like my Italian Cruises.- Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.
The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy...- since Berlusconi's last hooker.
What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?- Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both
Anyone planning a cruise ?
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« Reply #824 on: February 14, 2012, 09:06:58 AM » |
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Anyone planning a cruise ?
6 of them back to back! |
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