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Author Topic: what would you do , if you owned a donkey on the island ,,,,,,,,  (Read 261 times)
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« on: December 10, 2011, 07:50:59 AM »

 Grin Let's call her Kevin . You now have a male donkey tied up in your drive ,,, responding to the name Kevin. What would you do ,?HuhHuh Maybe get one of them trollie thingies so you could take him out for a ride ,,, without getting breathalised ? spelling,,, Grin or maybe training him up to sit , and give his paw ,,,, the opportunities here are unlimited ,,, don't forget ,,, Kevin likes his carrots among other things ,,,, it's up to you good people to keep Kevin busy with some fun rides or whatever ,,,,    rule number one here is ,,,,,,,,,, we must NOT give Kevin , our new friend , a dull moment ,,,,,, Grin Grin So , all there is left for me to say is ,,, enjoy Kevin's crazy diary , starting as from now ,,,,,,,,,,, who's gonna be Kevin's numbero uno amigo ,,,,?HuhHuh?   Huh
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2011, 07:59:43 AM »

 Grin Just thought I should mention this before anybody desides to adopt Kevin,,,, Kevin do s4it alot like donkeys do ,,,,,, Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2011, 10:01:08 AM »

Does Kevin take hallucinogenic substances, or did yours just fall into the carrots  Huh
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2011, 10:28:25 AM »

LMAO! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2011, 10:31:31 AM »

 Grin Kevin is very keen on his fresh , locally grown carrots ,,, any hallucinogenic substances added to Kevin's diet , we wouldn't know anything about ,,,,, having said that, I caught him this morning, smashing the fish tank to bits,,,, trying to catch all them vriggeling fishes on the floor ,,,, could it be LSD somewhere down the foodline ,,,,,, Huh Huh He's gone missing now,,,, no doubt we'll see him on the local tv ,,,, Grin Grin
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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2011, 10:41:57 AM »

I lost the plot in the first sentence of the OP, and never caught up.
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2011, 12:08:37 PM »

 Cry Cry Cry These are real tears!
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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2011, 14:28:06 PM »

I lost the plot in the first sentence of the OP, and never caught up.

eaww eaww eallways says that.
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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2011, 16:52:29 PM »

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Let's call her Kevin . You now have a male donkey tied up in your drive
poor old donkey - went from a 'she' to a 'he' in one sentence - and also taking
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- doesn't stand a chance !!!!!!
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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2011, 18:26:50 PM »

Does Kevin take hallucinogenic substances, or did yours just fall into the carrots  Huh
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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2011, 19:31:58 PM »

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Let's call her Kevin . You now have a male donkey tied up in your drive
poor old donkey - went from a 'she' to a 'he' in one sentence - and also taking
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hallucinogenic  substances
- doesn't stand a chance !!!!!!

That's where I lost the plot!
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