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Madstock
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« on: December 26, 2011, 09:27:33 AM »

There were some good 'conversation starters' in our crackers yesterday and we had a real laugh around the dinner table.
I thought I'd post them on here and see if it works.

Here's the first one..........

If you could be invisible for the day then what would you do?
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« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2011, 09:54:35 AM »

go and take a peek at my estranged family
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« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2011, 10:04:11 AM »

I'd make life hell for all the people I don't like.


PS I was tempted to lurk around the ladies changing rooms.  Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2011, 10:50:20 AM »

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PS I was tempted to lurk around the ladies changing rooms. 
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« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2011, 11:56:43 AM »

If you could be invisible for the day then what would you do?
I can be invisible already so I'd do what I've always done.
I'd come round to all your houses, hide your car keys, mess up your central heating controls and pinch one sock.
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« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2011, 12:16:39 PM »

Very good Smokie.  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2011, 12:27:38 PM »

If you could choose to have four arms or four legs which would you pick?
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« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2011, 12:44:51 PM »

If you could choose to have four arms or four legs which would you pick?
I'm glad you've given us the choice in advance rather than just imposing it on us Flash because
forewarned is forearmed, which is the option that I'd go for as gloves are cheaper than shoes.
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« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2011, 12:57:42 PM »

I've already got forearms.
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« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2011, 13:06:16 PM »

If you could be invisible for the day then what would you do?

I'd go to the snug in PB just like ED does when he has invisible days
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« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2011, 10:58:51 AM »

Sometimes when he sits outside, and there are lots of smokers, you can see a strange clear patch in one of the chairs.
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« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2011, 12:34:04 PM »

Having four legs would be a bit like being a deformed Manx cat
or a normal cat.
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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2011, 00:09:12 AM »

There were some good 'conversation starters' in our crackers yesterday and we had a real laugh around the dinner table.
I thought I'd post them on here and see if it works.

Here's the first one..........

If you could be invisible for the day then what would you do?
If I knew when I was going to be invisible i'd rob a bank Shocked so I could live in Lanza Wink
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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2011, 20:16:59 PM »

Which super hero would you choose to be?
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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2011, 21:56:24 PM »

Which super hero would you choose to be?
It'd have to be Superman because he can do a bit of everything.

I was tempted to say that "Cyclops" is the one eyed get, but you know.......................
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