Christmas Crackers

[Ethans-dad]

I would be 'Invisible man' (yes, I just made him up!) so I could rob a bank

[smokie]

I would be 'Invisible man' (yes, I just made him up!) so I could rob a bank

I can't see you getting away with that.


Oh, hang on, that's the point isn't it?

[Clanky]

You would just need to have John B in charge of security at the bank ED, you could walk in and out as many times as you like.

[Ethans-dad]

 

[Silly Gilly]

You would just need to have John B in charge of security at the bank ED, you could walk in and out as many times as you like.

made me chuckle

[Madstock]

I'd be Spiderman as i just think it's cool the way he uses his webs.

You not playing SG?

[smokie]

You not playing SG?

Wonderwoman, i thought that was a given. 

[Ethans-dad]

If I were Wonder Woman for a day, I wouldn't leave my bedroom

[smokie]

I think Ali might choose to be "Happy Woman".

[smokie]

I'd be "Quality Street Wrapper Improvement Man" and sort something out about how they wrap the "caramel pennies".
They've been doing a crap job for as long as I can remember, you open two out of three only by smearing sticky toffee all over your hands.

Come on, since they first had the opportunity to get it right we've had the whole of the Cold War, men on the moon, wheels on suitcases, the whole digital and internet communication revolution, even France have won the World Cup and that's before we mention everything that Billy Joel sang about.

Isn't it time they got their act into gear?

I'd like to know what the current "Quality Street Wrapper Improvement Man" is doing, what are we paying him for if not to deal with things like this?